Dane Cook Quotes

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Dane Cook

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Hollywood is just a bunch of people going around in Learjets to other people asking them if they've got any money? Well, they might have if they didn't spend it all on jets.

John Cusack

MoneyPeopleHollywoodGoingAsking

When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs.

Jeff Dunham

MyselfPeopleCollegeLaughLearn

There is no secure data center in the world; they have all been broken into. We can help you prepare for it and minimize the damage when it does occur.

John T. Chambers

BrokenWorldDataHelpYouPrepare

Rewarding law breakers produces more law breakers.

Steve King

LawMoreRewardingProduces

Sure, I watched a lot of Hollywood movies. Maybe I've seen more Hollywood movies than French movies.

Michel Hazanavicius

MoviesHollywoodMoreSeenSureLot

If anything caused ISIS, it was the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq.

Mohammad Javad Zarif

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When something is bothering me, I write a song that tells my feelings.

Loretta Lynn

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Two of my biggest heroes were my father and John Wayne.

Johnny Ramone

FatherTwoHeroesWereJohn Wayne

I'm always running my mouth off and getting myself in trouble, so I'm trying to do it less.

Deborah Moggach

MyselfTryingMouthTroubleAlways

The reality is that asking the public to fund political campaigns accomplishes nothing. Candidates continue to seek interest-group support through other channels, both financial and in-kind, and corruption problems abound.

Bradley A. Smith

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Whatever enlarges hope will also exalt courage.

William Samuel Johnson

HopeCourageWillWhateverAlso

Great actors are people who just meld into the part without calling attention to the fact that they are so-and-so doing this part. They may never become huge stars, but will always, in memory, stay respected actors.

Shekhar Kapur

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