American - Comedian | January 6, 1979 -
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.
Cristela Alonzo
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I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.
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I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.
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I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.
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My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.
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Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.
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The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.
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Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.
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That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.
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I understand a lot of celebrities lose weight because they have the opportunity to get in shape and become healthier, but when you get so polished, you can't tell the story of a blue-collar family anymore.
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My family didn't have money, and I think it made me fearless. I'm willing to try everything and not be afraid because what's the worst that can be happen? It might not work out, but I can't be worse off than when I was a kid.
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My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.
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