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Cristela Alonzo Quotes

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

Cristela Alonzo

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 6, 1979

Topics

Sad Happy You Know Jokes Things

They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.

Path Me Drama Class Taken Put

One of the big changes in the Congress since I first came to Washington is that all of these folks go home every weekend. They used to play golf together; their families got to know each other, go to dinner at each other's homes at weekends - and these would be people who were political adversaries.

Robert M. Gates

Home Together People Dinner Golf

When I was a kid, we got up, we walked a number of paces to a television, turned it on, and changed channels.

Television Kid Up Changed Channels

We've had so many lifetimes of different cultures and different religions and different points of view and different wars and different loves and different children.

Shirley MacLaine

Children View Different Cultures Many

The landscape in Ireland is just - I've never been in such a beautiful place with the lakes and ocean and everything.

Beautiful Ocean Beautiful Place Place

I don't write political plays in the sense that I'm writing essays that are kind of disguised as plays. I would really defy anyone to watch any of my plays and say 'Well, here's the point.'

Writing Political Say Kind Write

The problem that faces our country today, the last 30 years we have lived off the future, and the bill is coming due. So there cannot be anything that is not put on the table. There will not be one American that will not be called to sacrifice. Those that are more well-to-do will be called to sacrifice to a greater extent.

Future Today Sacrifice American Will

I'm striving toward this acting thing. I'm definitely gonna work hard on that, whatever comes my way, I'm gonna work hard on it.

Work Work Hard Acting Striving Way

I think that Broken Lizard movies typically have to be able to star five guys, so it's like, policemen, spacemen, a basketball team.

Jay Chandrasekhar

Broken Team Basketball Think Movies

What N.Y.C. does attract, year in and year out, is the very best general talent from around the world. The absolute smartest, neurons-just-fire-faster, can-bend-spoons-with-their-mind talent.

Best Talent World Year Out Attract

The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater.

William Petersen

Wife Me Back Go Chicago Want

I worry so much. Like, 'Damn, how can I be excellent?' But it's a journey.

Journey Worry Damn Excellent Like

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