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From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Craig Bruce
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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
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The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
GeniusPlaceUnderstandFirstBeing
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
YouBackPlaceFirstFinishedPut
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
ProgressStandWayMoreDecadeEven
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
WomanManEvilOrderMustHe
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
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