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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Craig Bruce
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
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