American - Entertainer | April 18, 1963 -
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
Conan O'Brien
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
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The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
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Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42.
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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
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There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.
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I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.
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In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
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