American - Comedian | June 6, 1959 -
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Colin Quinn
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You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.
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Everybody's funny in different ways.
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I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
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I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
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My name has zero value.
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I was a class clown.
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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
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People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.
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Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.
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I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.
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Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
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