American - Comedian | June 29, 1982 -
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Colin Jost
GolfFirstStageJokeEver
The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.
JuniorOlympics
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.
SchoolHigh SchoolWayBusHigh
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway.
HistoryLiteratureCareerRussia
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.
LoveWeekWingsThreeBuffaloEat
I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.
KnowIslandLikeSegregatedAlso
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive.
PlaceNeverAlwaysOutFancyExotic
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.
PeopleCityRestEndHouseRun
I chose to buy a house in Montauk because it has a sleepier vibe than the rest of the East End. I also felt that I would run into city people in East Hampton and wanted more of a buffer.
MoreLittleLikeRawThanRugged
Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that.
DayThinkYouPhoneSayAnything
Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can be spun. Truly, that's what you have to think of it as.
FamilyMomThoughtNeverAlwaysHow
My mom was the breadwinner in my family. I always thought, 'That's how it is.' I never thought that was the exception.
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