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Chris Gethard Quotes

American - Actor | May 23, 1980 -

Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced.

Moments Nothing More Human Subway

Public transportation is like a magnifying glass that shows you civilization up close.

Transportation You Civilization Glass

The bad you see in N.Y.C. is troubling to know when it rears its ugly head.

Ugly You Bad Know See Head

In 2010, I was the star of a sitcom. It came and went pretty fast. But in the months from when I was cast in the sitcom through when it was done airing, my life did change remarkably.

Life Change My Life Fast Done Star

When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were blatant. Some I knew, some were total strangers. But they went for it.

Women Me Strangers Shy Out Facebook

No aspect of my brief and mild fame actually made me happier.

Me Fame Made Brief Happier Actually

Having money didn't make me less of a socially incapable loser; it just made me a socially incapable loser who wasn't in debt.

Money Me Loser Debt Just Made

I quit drinking in 2002, mere months before my college graduation.

College Graduation Quit Drinking

I'm very happy with my decision to go sober. It's helped my life. It's helped my mental stability.

Life Decision Happy My Life Go Very

I've exceeded the expectations people had for me as an unconfident runt who grew up in North Jersey as well as the expectations I had for myself.

Myself People Me Expectations Up

I get to do comedy for a living.

Comedy Living Get

As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give, even though it makes me feel old.

Happy People Me Advice Feel Someone

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