American - Actor | May 23, 1980 -
I just really remember the feeling of being a younger comedian who was kind of an outlier for being experimental and weird and how that could feel lonely or hopeless.
Chris Gethard
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I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.
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Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners.
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Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have seen lots of cops interact with the public utilizing what can be gently called 'not the best customer service.'
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Anyone who's ever been around an emergency in Manhattan realizes that there are plainclothes officers on these streets walking past us more than we ever realize.
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Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100 percent of the time.
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I do not like confrontations in New York City.
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I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference and feel insecure about both.
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I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness.
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When I really have it together, I think I successfully pull off looking like the exact middle point between Macklemore and Ron Howard, only with a much bigger forehead than either of them.
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If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.
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In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994, it's legally required that I take at least one improv class in my life.
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