American - Comedian | February 15, 1964 - December 18, 1997
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
Chris Farley
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
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I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
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I want to live fast and die young.
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I seem to get motivated a few months at a time, and then something stressful breaks the routine, and I just fold.
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I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
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I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain.
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I went down to Chicago to try to go into a place called Second City. I auditioned for that and got in pretty quickly, but I couldn't stop partying. They gave me a warning: 'If you do it again, we're gonna kick you off the main stage.'
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Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.
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Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
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Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the room. In particular, I'm working on trying not to be that guy in my private life.
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When I got outta school, I didn't know what I was gonna do with my life. I knew I didn't have much in the grades department, and so I was very fearful. A whole lot of fear.
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