Chris Farley Quotes

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Chris Farley

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 15, 1964 - December 18, 1997

Topics

CrazyYouKnowGlueFairyPoint

Everyone knows how physically demanding 'Newsies' is in terms of the dance, but even the guys in the toughest tracks remark that the singing in this show is often the hardest part. The newsboys are teenagers, and Alan Menken wrote this music in the top of a guy's range.

Andrew Keenan-Bolger

MusicDanceSingingTopEveryone

If you look in general at people who live in anarchy, they have quite high rates of death from either homicide or warfare or both. Anarchy is one of the main reasons for violence, and it may be the most important.

Steven Pinker

LiveDeathPeopleViolenceYouLook

That's what is great about what I do, going from one job to the other.

Dennis Quaid

GreatJobGoingOtherAbout

Elvis Presley's music never meant anything to me. Mambo was the music I loved - it spoke to me.

Arne Glimcher

MusicMeLovedNeverAnythingMeant

It's always been too slow for me. Playing. The pace of things. I'm a fast sprinter. The trouble was, after playing in the group for a few months, I couldn't reach that point.

Syd Barrett

MeSlowReachFastTroubleGroup

Vietnam should have taught us that mindless anti-Communism is not a cause worth killing or dying for in a world in which Communism is hardly a monolithic force.

Pete Hamill

CommunismWorldWorthDyingVietnam

I do not like fancy or chain restaurants. I live for local spots.

Nyle DiMarco

LiveFancyChainLikeLocalSpots

My grandmothers on both sides chose not to go to doctors and passed away. We were entrenched in the Christian Science faith.

Myles Kennedy

FaithScienceChristianGoSides

I was raised with a huge Armenian influence, always hearing stories of Armenia, celebrating Armenian holidays.

Kim Kardashian

InfluenceHolidaysAlwaysHearing

When a hot woman walks by, and we ask if she's your type, refrain from saying things like, 'Nah, I like a woman with a little meat on her bones' as you give us a squeeze.

Jane Krakowski

WomanSayingYouHotSheMeat

A lot of the really great stuff fell between the tracks.

Eydie Gorme

GreatStuffBetweenTracksReally

Where one man reads the Bible, a hundred read you and me.

Dwight L. Moody

ManMeBibleYouWhereRead

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