Chevy Chase Quotes

Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.

Chevy Chase

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FunnyPeopleThinkWayRightAnswer

Go where you will, if a shilling can there be procured, you may expect to meet with individuals in search of it.

John James Audubon

SearchYouGoMeetWillExpect

Survivor is like rock 'n' roll - you can do what you want.

Jeff Probst

YouWantRockSurvivorRollLike

Tennis has given me so many opportunities, and I feel very lucky to have achieved whatever I have, especially coming from a country that does not have a great history in the game.

Ana Ivanovic

HistoryGreatMeGameOpportunities

Anyone who makes time frames beyond tomorrow probably isn't pushing himself hard enough.

Anand Mahindra

TimeTomorrowEnoughBeyondHard

The farm subsidy program is something that was put into place over 60 years ago, and it was put into place to do one thing, and it's turned into something else.

Stephen Fincher

FarmPlaceOverYearsSomething

I'd love to have done 'John Carter.' I'd love to work for the Disney Corporation.

Tony Kaye

WorkLoveDoneCorporationDisney

One of the things you hope you've done as a playwright is create roles that can sustain different interpretations.

Tracy Letts

HopeYouCreateDoneThingsSustain

My son graduated high school and went to Haiti to work for his dad's organization and then extended his stay. It's incredible what he's doing.

Robin Wright

WorkSonSchoolOrganizationDoing

For some Chicago expats, food is the medicine that blunts the pain of separation.

Mary Schmich

FoodPainMedicineSeparationSome

When we ask bureaucrats to identify who is responsible for fixing anything, they reassure us that there are 'procedures in place.'

Michel Faber

PlaceResponsibleAskAnythingUs

At that time, about July 5, we had no Iraqi corrections officers working for us. It was a responsibility of the CPA, with contractors, to set up a training program.

Janis Karpinski

TimeResponsibilityTrainingJulyUp

I moved to Switzerland when I was 8, and during our breaks, we'd go to snowboard, and he'd take me to the mountains; we'd take a train. It was kind of crazy, you know. When I think about it, I wake up at 4, take a train to the mountains, sleep in the train and then go snowboard, and then come back. It was quite a mission.

Chloe Kim

MountainsSleepMeCrazyWake Up

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