American - Athlete | July 30, 1890 - September 29, 1975
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Casey Stengel
MeYouSaidDrinkTakeHere
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
KnowBallSureHeThrows
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
DriveThreeTwoWhoLikeThem
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
SmartArmyYouSeeOutGet
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
FriendsMeetWonderfulUsedLike
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
LifeTimeManEveryThemHad
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
DayMeWinEvery DayThreePay
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
WinYouGotGet
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
MoneyLearnYouGoThreeLiving
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
HomeArtCreditAbilitySomebody
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
NightLookingGameSexTroubleOut
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
GoodTwoMillionAmongHundred
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