American - Athlete | July 30, 1890 - September 29, 1975
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Casey Stengel
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
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If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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