American - Cartoonist | September 9, 1964 -
There was never any butter in our home. Just margarine. My parents acted like butter was lethal. I don't think I ever saw either one have a piece of butter. I would go over to friends' houses and down sticks of butter.
Bruce Eric Kaplan
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It's not like during your normal day, anyone says, 'How do having meaning in your life? How do you make meaning in your life?'
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I've sat through boring speeches; didn't get up and leave.
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