American - Cartoonist | September 9, 1964 -
In New York, all the crews read 'The New Yorker.' In Los Angeles, they don't know from 'The New Yorker.'
Bruce Eric Kaplan
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Shooting in Los Angeles is always pleasant and comfortable. Shooting in New York is like being on 'Survivor.'
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I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about.
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I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting.
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As an adult, it's hard for me to remember my mother before her sickness. But if I go back into childhood, I can access that.
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I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords.
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My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'
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I am assuming my father learned at an early age that there is nothing more dangerous than showing your true self. I think a lot of us learn that, and it actually may be true.
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All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night.
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My mother always bought our birthday gifts.
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I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like.
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No, I never - no one ever - I never learned anything when I was a kid. Honestly, my parents had nothing to tell me - like, no wisdom, nothing.
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