American - Comedian | May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
DanceWaitingBathroomUpBrothers
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
ParentsActorSomethingShotHeHis
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
WonderfulMineLikeKids
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
MoneyToo MuchSweatersMuchToo
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
WrongCrimeTwoWhereOnlyMake
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
HollywoodAlwaysEvenEngland
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