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Bob Hope Quotes

American - Comedian | May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Age Show Middle Your Starts Around

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Good Bad Back Good News News Coming

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Time Tired You Stop Never Take

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Funny People Liberty Same Wonderful

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Time Myself Place Right Always Been

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Hate Religions Benefits All Religions

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Name Down Play She Piano Started

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Pet Trees Fast Why Dogs Miles

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Play Bar Low Stay Like Than

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age Time Feel Nap Old Anything

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Rich You Swing Got Like

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Funny Love Live Guy Where He

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