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Bo Burnham Quotes

American - Comedian | August 21, 1990 -

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

Listening Audience Where Idea Who

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put all the music away and become a real comedian.' But then I realized there are amazing musical comedians out there, that musical comedy is probably something I'll always want to pursue.

Music Day Amazing Thought Comedy

I'm still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them.

Writing Bedroom Kid Playing Still

I just have a problem with youth culture.

Culture Youth Problem Just

I feel lucky, where I'm not 'famous' famous. I'm not someone that everyone kind of knows for no reason. If people know who I am, they like me because if they didn't like me, they forgot about me.

I Am People Me Famous Feel Someone

You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

Good People Feel Good Wedding You

I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

Hypocrite Think Hypocrisy Say Never

I don't want to put meaning on what I do because I don't know what it is.

Meaning Know Want Because Put

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Me Surprise Comedy Unexpected You

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Find Everyone Call Annoying Like

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

Love Man Me Theatre Think Someone

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Man People Breakfast Mind Thinking

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