Bo Burnham Quotes

You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

Bo Burnham

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GoodPeopleFeel GoodWeddingYou

I never made more than $50 doing any play in Chicago. That was the way I grew up.

Jeremy Piven

DoingPlayChicagoWayMoreNever

Governments are composed of human beings, and all of the frailties that humans possess are absorbed into these governments and become active within these governments. Hatred, anger, jealousy, fear, greed, distrust and the whole host of afflictions that humans must bear, lurk just beneath the surface of civility displayed by 'government.'

John McAfee

FearAngerGovernmentJealousyGreed

I'm not a talker. I'm a doer.

Max Holloway

DoerTalker

Doubt the conventional wisdom unless you can verify it with reason and experiment.

Steve Albini

WisdomDoubtYouReasonExperiment

I am a free market Republican. I am against subsidies, in most cases.

Rudy Giuliani

I AmFreeRepublicanAgainstMarket

We're all just a bundle of habits shaped by our memories. And to the extent that we control our lives, we do so by gradually altering those habits, which is to say the networks of our memory. No lasting joke, or invention, or insight, or work of art was ever produced by an external memory. Not yet, at least.

Joshua Foer

WorkMemoriesArtMemoryControl

My mom was a single mom, and she had enough on her plate. I knew when I was doing something I wasn't supposed to, and I tried to keep her from finding out about it. I did a pretty good job of that.

Jason Aldean

GoodJobMomDoingEnoughFinding

You get nit-picked in the media. Stats are always up saying he doesn't drive it straight enough or hit enough greens or whatever it is. Then you have to perform, because if you don't perform, then you're off the Tour.

Jason Day

DriveSayingEnoughMediaYouUp

You can't, in sound morals, condemn a man for taking care of his own integrity. It is his clear duty.

Joseph Conrad

IntegrityManCareMoralsYouDuty

I put music on and I drive around town.

Chris Isaak

MusicDriveTownAroundPut

On a mild day in January 2011, Republicans in the House voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act. It was the first of more than 80 attempts to dismantle the landmark law.

Brian Schatz

JanuaryDayLawCareHouseFirst

I think that Governor Romney operates on the capital gains tax, his investments, what he lives off of instead of doing it off of his income.

Allen West

ThinkDoingTaxIncomeCapitalOff

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