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Billy Crystal Quotes

American - Comedian | March 14, 1947 -

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.

Think Thought Far I Think Ever

I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

Grateful Always Years Turn Something

I was always looking for something else to do most of the time, until I got into the acting program. Then, I really found myself.

Time Myself Looking Acting Always

I really could've been a good student, but I was always hearing an imaginary audience.

Good Student Always Audience Hearing

We're seeing this disintegration of the family movie into these blockbuster things that kids should not be exposed to with explosions, carnage and violence.

Family Violence Seeing Things Kids

That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved.

Funny Love People Me Control Quiet

I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

Admit Little Little Bit Bit

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

Smile Love Darkness Now Now And Then

Our professor was Marty Scorsese. Marty was a graduate student, or Mr. Scorsese, which is what I had to call him, and still do when I see him 'cause he gave me a C.

Me Student Him See I See Professor

As a comedian, you have everything working against you.

You Everything Against Working

That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show?

People Go Want Understand Awards

Rehearsals are for gags.

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