American - Comedian | March 14, 1947 -
I've never looked at - with the exception of little snippets - very much of anything I've done in the last 15, 20 years.
Billy Crystal
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As I sit here writing and look across the room at Janice, I keep thinking of the most heartbreaking question: which of us will go first?
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I can't bear to think of life without Janice. I want to go first because I don't want to miss her, because that would be a pain far worse than any death.
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When you're 65, you're surprised by what turns you on.
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My girls turned out great.
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The decision-making process was very difficult: is this how I want my career to start, with playing Jodie Dallas on this show?
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No disrespect to Sweden: I didn't think of them as the comedy universe.
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When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson, and now it's your turn, and you get a chance to run with the baton on the relay for a while, I really embraced it and just really loved being there.
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I was a good baseball player. I still play a couple of times a week as part of my daily workout. Just throwing the ball, running around, fielding ground balls, you know. It's better to me than being on a treadmill or some sort of Zumba class.
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When I first started, there were, like... two or three critics that you thought, 'Alright, I hope I get a good review from them.' And now there's millions of them.
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I started writing in 1948 - basically.
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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.
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