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Bill Vaughan Quotes

American - Journalist | October 8, 1915 - February 25, 1977

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Year New Old Optimist See New Year

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Funny Love People Creating Tax Poor

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Hope Gratitude World Remember Will

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Fine Whale Just Endangered Ant

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Ocean Fight Democracy America Street

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Life Good Game Pressure You Early

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Education Son Man College Economists

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Patriotism Patriot Real Parking Who

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Home World Outdoors Now Possible

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Time Remember You Old Everything

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Anything Worse Who Hates Than

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Day People Learn Every Day Wrong

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