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Bill Vaughan Quotes

American - Journalist | October 8, 1915 - February 25, 1977

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Fitness Come And Go Go Muscles Come

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Politics Always Cookie Take Last He

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Like Prophets Most Prediction Then

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Funny Happiness Money Research Will

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Age Youth Year You Late New

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

Fun Child Green Small Finding Year

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Society Trees Names Out Streets

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Money Be Nice Nice Poor Studying

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Work Day Man Animal Space Society

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Life Service Start Army Everyone

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Women Business Baseball Now Master

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

Friend God Be True Country True Thy

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