English - Comedian | January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
PerfectNobodyJust BecauseMean
Do unto others, then run.
RunOthersDo Unto OthersThenUnto
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
NakedHalfAgainstLikeOften
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
TimeFlyYouOddsTwoAgainst
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
BusinessSincereShow BusinessShow
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
DayThoughtBetterSmokingBackOut
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
BreatheHotPantsThoseTightCould
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
LikeGrandUprightPianos
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