Benny Hill Quotes

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Benny Hill

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992

Topics

DayThoughtBetterSmokingBackOut

People in the high-tech sector are living with change every hour. They can get up in the morning and find themselves behind already.

Jim Pattison

ChangeMorningPeopleFindLiving

I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.

Jeremy London

MaintenanceHighDealChicks

With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.

Michael C. Burgess

ChangeYearGeneticsFluOverYears

My whole career, I've tried to bounce back and forth between everything, and not get typed out. I've done a pretty good job of not getting typed.

Stephen Root

GoodJobBackCareerDoneOut

For any culture which is primarily concerned with meaning, the study of death - the only certainty that life holds for us - must be central, for an understanding of death is the key to liberation in life.

Stanislav Grof

LifeCultureDeathKeyUnderstanding

For 70 nights, right across America, I've been getting out there with two ex-lovers and we've been playing songs which are so specific about each of us, you just wouldn't know. We're friends now but we can't forget what happened between us.

Stevie Nicks

FriendsAmericaYouKnowForgetNow

'Why' is a question no animal can ask, because both the question and answers require speech. Have you ever seen an animal shrug?

Tom Wolfe

AnimalSpeechYouWhyQuestionAsk

People will say, 'I really don't like romance,' or, 'I don't read it - at all!' So how do they know? Weirdly, I think that the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' phenomenon introduced women to romance who would never have read it. And that means that they then go on to read my books, and that would be great.

Ruth Glick

WomenGreatPeopleThinkGoKnow

My wife may be the role model for our daughter in some ways, but I think I represent what she'll put up with. You know, I think one day she'll say, 'OK my dad behaved this way, so if whoever I happen to fall in love with behaves this way it's got to be OK because I love my dad.'

Jason Isbell

LoveDaughterDayWifeThinkYou

Joy of living is sustainable; fear of dying is not.

Dean Ornish

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There are also just as many, if not more, women who are anxious to hold down the status quo.

Susie Bright

WomenDownStatus QuoMoreStatus

I write from my stomach.

Paul Thomas Anderson

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