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Artie Lange Quotes

American - Actor | October 11, 1967 -

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

Morning Day Talent Laugh Now Real

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

You Sometimes Drink Point Moderation

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

Business I Am Play Two Anything Get

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

You Say Movies Critics Been None

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Life Live I Am My Life Stability Am

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Yourself People Die You Websites

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Vegas Go Kind Seem Fine Some

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Age Hope Time I Am Plan Long

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Going Wants Ever Artie

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

Money Looks Now Shoot Star Going

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

Life God Me You Play Know

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

Time Smart People Dumb Smart People

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