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Andy Milonakis Quotes

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

Andy Milonakis

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 30, 1976

Topics

Internet You Know Talk Late-Night

Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy, you have to fully commit to the joke. Shame is not part of it. If you act shy or uncomfortable about your body, that makes the audience shy and uncomfortable. And in a comedy you just want them to loosen up and laugh.

John C. Reilly

Laugh Comedy Doing Uncomfortable You

Women are more complicated communicators than men, who have a tendency to pronounce and bloviate, and that makes for better writing in talky work.

John Allison

Work Women Men Writing Better More

I'm as left-wing as you can get.

John Mellencamp

You Get Left-Wing

Southern poets are still writing narrative poems, poems in forms, dramatic poems.

Robert Morgan

Writing Narrative Dramatic Southern

The toughest decision is always whether to open a restaurant. Two or three bad months, and you could be out of business.

Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Business Decision Restaurant You Bad

In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous.

Michael Caine

Restaurant Famous You Know Become

I'm confident I can take the gold in Beijing.

Amir Khan

Gold Confident I Can Take Beijing

I'm far too low maintenance to ever spend more than five minutes getting ready to go out.

Sienna Miller

Ready Go Maintenance More Out Low

My dad said if you become a tennis professional just make sure you get into the top hundred, because you have to make a little bit of money. You make a living so you can pay your coaching and, you know, your travels.

Roger Federer

Money You Professional Know Living

If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.

Mikhail Gorbachev

Today You Looks Yesterday Done Big

When I did 'Battlestar Galactica' it was the first time I really understood science fiction. That was a very political drama, but set in spaceships so people didn't really take it seriously. But some really fascinating things were explored in that.

Michelle Forbes

Science Time People Political Drama

You can't expect that because you find a story and report it out that your newspaper and broadcasting company is going to want to publish and broadcast it - and you're going to be a hero.

Lowell Bergman

Hero Story You Find Want Newspaper