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Alexei Sayle Quotes

British - Comedian | August 7, 1952 -

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

Year Three Dying Years Audience Off

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

Building Road Down Little Exist Hut

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

People Think Doing Interested Most

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

Me Someone Become Out Something

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

Man Space First May He Hip

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.

Comedy Career Now Out Seems Easier

I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.

Writing Enough Ten Years More Years

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.

People Me You Know Want Tell

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

Work Lawyers Alive Everyone Used

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't... You can't live your life for your routines.

Life Live Think You Why See

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Death You Look Grind Go Try

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

Life Sleep Down Relationships Talk

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