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Alexei Sayle Quotes

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

Alexei Sayle

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: August 7, 1952

Topics

Life Sleep Down Relationships Talk

Any survival guide will tell you, don't buy a pair of combat boots before any disaster. They'll tear your feet up. Or water - don't bring water with you because it'll tire you out and you'll lose too much fluid. Bring a water pump.

Max Brooks

Water Feet Survival Boots You Lose

I can turn around and scream and get angry, but I turn around and I forget about it.

Sofia Vergara

Angry I Can Forget Turn Get Scream

Everyone I know who used to be in the intelligence community is moving into the corporate world.

Tony Gilroy

Community Intelligence Moving World

It's rubbish to say that just because it's organic, it's better. There's good organic, and there's bad organic. We should all be thinking about taste, not some stamp on the package.

Tom Parker Bowles

Good Thinking Better Bad Say Taste

People are saying we need more females in our industry and we need more female-driven stories, but that takes the men of bankable star quality to come forward and play supporting roles in those films because, ultimately, that's what the women have always done.

Rosamund Pike

Women Quality Men People Saying

To be honest, in 2012, I was against both candidates, and so I just picked any third party because I thought if more people voted for third parties then they'd have to take third parties seriously.

Ronda Rousey

People Thought Party Seriously More

I come from a very humble background. My father had to work really hard to become an assistant director. For a large part of his youth, he worked in a mill and took up odd jobs to make ends meet. We lived in a small room and could only afford a meal a day.

Dhanush

Work Father Humble Day Youth Small

I'm not one of these people who likes to do as little as possible. I really do feel the hot breath of time on the back of my neck these days. And there are certain things I want to do before my time is up.

Brian Dennehy

Time People Feel Back Want Possible

It doesn't seem that long ago to me that the word 'irreverent' seemed affixed to my name. 'Irreverent newcomer.' I went from irreverent to venerable in what seems to me like the blink of an eye.

Bob Costas

Me Eye Name Long Blink Seem

It became very clear that Hanoi was in effect strategically running the Viet Cong operation.

William Westmoreland

Clear Effect Running Very Operation

I was bred as an outcast, part Negro and part Seminole, in my early years raised as an Indian.

Willie Stargell

Early Years Outcast Part Raised

I am literally just a human. I have the same brain as you; there's a skeleton under my skin just like yours.

Winnie Harlow

I Am Brain You Skin Human Same