Santa Quotes

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.

Jeff Bridges

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Everything that you want Santa to be, he is.

Mick Foley

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The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.

David Talbot

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I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.

Tig Notaro

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For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

Jamie Vardy

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Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

Patti Smith

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Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.

Elaine Chao

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Santa was a fake.

Stephen Lawrence

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Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.

Mick Ralphs

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I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.

Christian Bale

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For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

Rickie Lee Jones

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I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.

James Frecheville

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I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz.

Nell Newman

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge

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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Steven Wright

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I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6.

Julia Michaels

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I went to UC Santa Cruz, overlooking the Bay of Monterey and Santa Cruz, in 1969. Back then, the city was part-hippie, part-surfer, but mostly retired chicken farmer.

Clive Sinclair

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I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.

Marisa Miller

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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

Herbert Hoover

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In 1966, I attended Marquette University and graduated from the University of California at Santa Cruz in 1970. I received my doctorate in English from the State University of New York at Buffalo, where I wrote my dissertation on William Faulkner's early novels.

Laurence Yep

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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

Samuel Butler

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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Trey Parker

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Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other.

Jean Baudrillard

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Santa Cruz is blessed not only with natural wonders, but also with gifted souls who can fashion nature's bounty into man-made treasures.

Clive Sinclair

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