I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.
Lindsay Pearce
IdiotI CanKnowActSing
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.
Kurt Braunohler
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Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.
Gustave Flaubert
HappinessAgeTodayLovedIdiotYou
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
Frederic William Farrar
MyselfLaughIdiotLookWantFar
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.
Curt Schilling
IdiotBigGotBig LeaguesTotal
Any professional athlete who gets on TV or radio and says he never played with a gay guy is a stone-freakin' idiot.
Charles Barkley
IdiotGayProfessionalAthleteNever
Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak.
Bikram Choudhury
SweetIdiotKindWeakGuyBecause
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.
Will Forte
TimeIdiotLookMustacheComplete
You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.
Sandra Bullock
DanceIdiotYouLookBrownLike
Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House and Congress. He's the idiot wearing an ugly sweatshirt.
Nell Scovell
StormUglyStrategyIdiotHouse
I was like, 'I want to start a blog to get my ideas out and keep my brain working so in five years I'm not an idiot.'
Katie Nolan
IdeasBrainStartIdiotWantOut
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry
IdiotProfessionalMeanUsedWord
Like a real dumb idiot, I believed that to avoid a grenade that drops in the water, you could just jump in the water, and you'd be fine.
Sam Richardson
WaterIdiotYouDumbJumpReal
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johann Sebastian Bach
IdiotMy OwnDecideOwnThenAccord
There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.
L. Sprague de Camp
ChildBrainFaceIdiotJustWriter
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
John Lennon
WomenGreatWomanIdiotBehind
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
Igor Stravinsky
FamilyI AmAnimalDieIdiotStreet
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.
Ann Coulter
OpinionComedyIdiotHardAny
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.
Candice Bergen
TodayTogetherMeIdiotStopGo
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.
Steve-O
I AmPeopleThinkIdiotFindWill
I love being an idiot, and acting lets you be an idiot.
Travis Fimmel
LoveIdiotYouActingBeingI Love
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Ronnie Corbett
IdiotYouGoingFasterThanNoticed
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
Michael Moore
WarBetterDoingIdiotResponsible
There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have raised a lot of eyebrows that I didn't. But I don't look back at those decisions and say, 'Oh God, I'm such an idiot.'
Josh Gad
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