I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!
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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
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An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
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