If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.
Elvis Duran
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
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The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get fat, dumb and happy and take their eye off the ball and forget about serving customers.
Charlie Bell
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What happens when an industry transitions from using one or more 'smart' and centralized networks to using a common, decentralized, open, and dumb network? A tsunami of innovation that was pent up for decades is suddenly released.
Andreas Antonopoulos
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I don't know about a lot of things. I read a lot, but a lot of it just passes through me. I don't retain much. I am kind of dumb that way. Or maybe 'I am a simple man,' is a better way to say it.
Bill Callahan
SimpleManI AmMeBetterDumb
If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.
Robert Osborne
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Terry Bradshaw
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I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn't make me some dumb hick that doesn't have the right to live here.
Angie Harmon
LiveMeThinkDumbUnderstandRight
I've had my heart broken and then gone out and done dumb things.
Randy Houser
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I know what people think I am. People think I'm dumb. People think I party all the time. People think I'm ignorant.
Michael Beasley
TimeI AmPeopleThinkPartyDumb
I love a blouse that's dumb. I love to use the word 'dumb.' It's not knowing, and the word 'blouse' is so out of fashion that I love it - 'a blouse that's dumb.'
Marc Jacobs
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When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.
Steve Jobs
BusinessPeopleThinkYouLookDumb
Record companies would rather you stay dumb, not even think of it as a business, so they can either rip you off or get you out of the way in five years to make way for the new groups.
George Clinton
BusinessThinkYouDumbNewWay
I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.
Sienna Miller
GrowDumbWantInspiredAnything
I hear a lot of people singing in funny voices and singing like they're stupid. Singing in a deliberately fey and dumb and childish way. And I find it to be a disturbing trend.
Daryl Hall
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People say you have to know when to retire, which is a dumb thing to say. If you want to go out on top, yeah, it becomes important when you quit. But I wasn't afraid of that. And I wasn't worried about getting fired. I knew the risk. To me, it's not an ego thing. I enjoy coaching. I enjoy helping people achieve something.
Tom Landry
PeopleMeEgoEnjoyYouDumb
For me, I just stuck to school. I thought you can't be bullied and dumb, so books and I will be friends.
Yvonne Orji
SchoolMeThoughtFriendsYouDumb
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
Mike Myers
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Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.
Samuel Daniel
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I know I'm going to lose a lot of readers over this, and I don't care: 'Garfield' is overrated. I have always felt this, even as a child. That dumb man and his dumb, mean cat have gotten more of our attention than they deserve.
Miranda July
ManChildCareAttentionLoseDumb
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.
Patricia Marx
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
Louis C. K.
WomenDatingDumbFirstStarted
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
Orson Welles
PoliticsPeopleWishEnoughDumb
I don't really find a problem with technology or television or anything. I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy.
Jason Bateman
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