Crack Quotes

I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn't be made. It's not funny to crack such jokes.

Radhika Apte

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That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

Joe Mantegna

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Every citizen who stops smoking, or loses a few pounds, or starts managing his chronic disease with real diligence, is caulking a crack for the benefit of us all.

Mitch Daniels

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As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.

Arthur Godfrey

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Trump lies when confronted with the truth, since any crack in his narcissism might spread like an Ebola of the soul, and he would deflate like one of Macy's balloons on the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Richard Cohen

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I'm not so vocal. I try to get loud, but my voice will just crack or something.

Gia Coppola

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You only learn if you're given a crack at things.

Ray Fearon

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Wouldn't want to write the X-Men, and I suppose the X-Men is the ultimate Marvel comic, and I really wouldn't want to go anywhere near it at all, although on the other had I wouldn't mind having a crack at something like the Punisher.

Garth Ennis

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Joe E. Lewis

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I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.

Milo Yiannopoulos

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Bronze makes the most complex waveforms of any substance known to man. It creates these vibrations that will just crack your skull.

Brian Reitzell

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I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

Rene Redzepi

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It's a shame that ethnic minorities aren't getting a crack at different types of roles. There needs to be a bit of a change.

Georgina Campbell

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I find the function of the brain incredibly fascinating, and it's like trying to crack the toughest, most complicated problem there is.

Paul Allen

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If anyone can crack the publicity nut and figure out how to not come across hammy and contrived, I'd love to talk to them.

Gale Harold

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The IIc was Apple's first crack at a 'portable' computer, which it sort of was if you didn't mind a 7.5 pound weight, plus monitor, external floppy drive, and all the cables.

Andrew Rosenthal

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I would be absolutely honored if I made Jon Hamm crack, because he is uncrackable.

Jay R. Ferguson

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If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

Phyllis Battelle

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There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Leonard Cohen

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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

Franz Kafka

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Slot machines are like crack for old people.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

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With the people, for the people, by the people. I crack up when I hear it; I say, with the handful, for the handful, by the handful, cause that's what really happens.

Fannie Lou Hamer

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After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully.

Maureen O'Hara

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I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.

Dick Gregory

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