Barry Humphries Quotes

I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.

Barry Humphries

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Why would anybody not own a gun?

Joe Manchin

GunWhyOwnWouldAnybody

I love being physical.

Joel Embiid

LoveBeingPhysicalI Love

Live comedy is fantastic. It's when live comedy is transcribed and reported and critiqued outside of the venue without context that things become complicated.

Michael Che

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It's easy to scare people. It's easy to shock them. But making people laugh and making them feel is a big challenge.

Steve Carr

ChallengePeopleFeelLaughEasy

On my Instagram, my boyfriend will take pictures of me, or someone else will take a picture of me, and they're like, 'What is wrong with her? She looks sick.' And I'm like, 'No I just don't have two hours of hair and makeup, you guys.'

Troian Bellisario

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As proud as we are of this city and as extraordinary as it is, all of south Louisiana and all of the Gulf Coast is a very special place, and the federal government has underinvested in it year after year after year, whether it's education or health care.

Mary Landrieu

EducationHealthGovernmentCity

I am drawn to the mystery of marriage. You can never know what the contract is between two people, and that is a very strong subject. I think it may be my subject.

Mike Nichols

MarriageI AmPeopleStrongThink

It's crucial to keep in mind that the hundreds of millions of dollars now spent on prescription drug advertisements are ultimately paid for by consumers in the form a higher drug prices.

Mike Simpson

MindNowKeepPaidConsumersHigher

Sweet it is, when on the high seas the winds are lashing the waters, to gaze from the land on another's struggles.

Lucretius

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Australia has a thing where apparently it's fine for me to dress up as an Asian woman. No one has questioned that.

Chris Lilley

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I admire Vegas's purity, its entirely wholesome artificiality.

Colson Whitehead

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Every successful social movement in this country's history has used disruption as a strategy to fight for social change. Whether it was the Boston Tea Party to the sit-ins at lunch counters throughout the South, no change has been won without disruptive action.

Alicia Garza

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