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Ed Helms Quotes

I'm kind of embarrassed by how quickly I adjusted to L.A. I really love it. It's so pleasant.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 24, 1974

Topics

Love Kind Embarrassed Pleasant How

I write about people who are usually damaged or neglected by society finding each other and forming relationships that are quite extraordinary and in some cases life-saving. I've had a few of those relationships, which I value highly.

Value People Society Finding Write

Being described as a stupid bureaucrat with no link to representative democracy is difficult to take.

Jean-Claude Juncker

Democracy Stupid Difficult Take Link

You are not thinking hard enough if you are sleeping well. And you would have to be unhinged to take on a subject like the French Revolution, or Rembrandt, and not feel some trepidation. There is always the possibility that you will crash and burn, and the whole thing will be a horrible, vulgar, self-indulgent mess.

Revolution Thinking Feel Enough You

With Bayern Munich, we had a lot of problems against Dortmund, always.

Problems Always Against Munich Had

Somebody - and I'm going to guess it was Hitchcock - once said that everyone has their reasons. If you remember that, as a writer, you'll write better than average villains.

Better Remember You Said Write

I don't really know how strong someone is if they're compelled to a life of violence. Is that strong? No. That's damaged.

Life Strong Someone Violence Know

People come up to me in pubs - gay pubs, mind you - and can't believe that I'm gay.

People Mind Me Believe You Gay

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

Control Said Over Something Complete

There were two auditions for 'The Social Network,' one with Aaron Sorkin and one with David Fincher. I was a nervous wreck. I was like, 'Okay, how do I hold the paper without my hands making it shake?'

Hands Nervous Okay Two Without Hold

Political courage is not political suicide.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Courage Political Suicide

If you do it right 51 percent of the time you will end up a hero.

Alfred P. Sloan

Time Hero End You Will Right

Sugar makes me feel crazy - like, makes my body hurt kind of a thing. I don't really eat fruit because it has a lot of sugar. I try not to eat a lot of red meat, but every now and again, I feel like I need iron or something - something that I'm missing.

Red Me Crazy Fruit Hurt Body

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