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I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.

Dan Jenkins

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SchoolWinYouWhereSomethingJust

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Joe Rogan

FunnySayWittyBrilliantQuickGuy

When you see the way some people write women, especially in studio movies, it's like, 'Sorry! Sorry for being alive!' Women are so apologetic.

Jessica Williams

WomenPeopleSorryYouAliveMovies

I feel like Nick and I have the best relationship and the best marriage.

Megan Mullally

MarriageRelationshipBestFeelLike

Life is hard, you know. If I can give someone on the radio three minutes to make them feel happier, that's a cool thing.

Andy Grammer

LifeCoolLife Is HardSomeoneYou

Conservatives believe that international institutions such as the United Nations are anti-American and anti-Israeli cabals. Progressives do not like the economic medicine that the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and World Bank force down the throats of developing countries.

Michael Ignatieff

WorldMedicineBelieveDownBank

You learn you have to accept the way things are, and the sooner you accept them, the sooner you become at peace with them, and then the things start to get better.

Ana Ivanovic

PeaceStartBetterLearnYouBecome

Iran has the technology to produce the highly enriched uranium, which is not automatically meaning nuclear weapon.

Mohamed ElBaradei

TechnologyMeaningWeaponNuclear

I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.

Dominic Holland

FunnyStoryWrittenFunny Story

What was the freedom to which the adult human being rose in the morning, if each act was held back or inspired by the overpowering ghost of a little child?

Delmore Schwartz

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I'm dangerous because I have nothing to lose.

Brian Ortega

LoseDangerousNothingBecause

Life presents you with so many decisions. A lot of times, they're right in front of your face and they're really difficult, but we must make them.

Brittany Murphy

LifeFaceDecisionsYouDifficult

I love being a mom - I really do! I didn't realize how much I would love it!

Autumn Reeser

LoveMomRealizeBeingWouldMuch

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