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Abbi Jacobson Quotes

What I love about comedy is that it's unquestionably working. There are varying degrees of that, where there's something that makes you smile and is funny versus something that makes you hysterically laugh.

Abbi Jacobson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 1, 1984

Topics

Funny Smile Love Laugh Comedy You

The further you go in life, the more you realize what you're going to leave this Earth.

Joe Gibbs

Life You Earth Go More Leave

I think that she's a great dame. I'm crazy for Lucille.

Jessica Walter

Great Crazy Think She I Think Dame

I was the black sheep of the family, and my mother never really understood me.

Andre Rieu

Family Mother Me Black Sheep Never

What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly.

Megan Fox

Experience School People High School

There is nothing like watching the woman you are in love with make a baby, make a miracle! It is one hell of a ride, and I am only seven months in. Time is flying by, but I am taking it all in. It is the most important thing that I have ever been a part of in my life.

Matt Cohen

Life Love Time Ride Woman I Am

I think that it's human nature to categorize and label things. That's generally the way that the medical and psychological professions work. You look at elements of what you have, and you are able to categorize it, and then you can cure it. That's generally what works.

Michael Finkel

Work Nature Medical Think You Look

We all get as miserable as Erika M. Andersen sometimes, but we rarely approach her musical-ideas-per-miserable-minute ratio.

Rob Sheffield

Sometimes Miserable Her Get Approach

I want to be the bridge to the next generation.

Michael Jordan

Bridge Generation Want Next

I am addicted to poetry, but the truth is I cannot pass up a good hard-boiled mystery.

Luis Alberto Urrea

Good Truth I Am Poetry Truth Is Up

I long to be in the Field again, doing my part to keep the old flag up, with all its stars.

Joshua Chamberlain

Stars Doing Long Flag Old Up

The career of an esthete was nothing I ever intended.

Joseph Brodsky

Career Nothing Ever Intended

God knows why nobody ever learns from the preceding generation - but they don't.

Doris Lessing

God Generation Nobody Why Knows