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Abbi Jacobson Quotes

Female-driven shows have to be every single thing and are constantly criticized in a way that male-driven shows are not.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 1, 1984

Topics

Way Single Every Constantly Thing

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.

People Hell Weekend Go Will Return

One of my lungs is half gone, and the other half, because I smoked for years, has a lesion. So I can't swim anymore and had the swimming pool covered over. Now it's what I call the dance pavilion, and so I and my friends sit out and put music on and watch people dance.

Music Dance People Swimming Friends

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics Man Search Philosophy Moral

I have this desire to have this immaculate form of love that really doesn't exist, so my obsession goes on through life and I never find it and I end up miserable. But it makes me a better writer.

Life Love Me End Better Find

You don't have to win 'Drag Race' to really win. And I am living proof of that, thank you Mary J. Blige!

I Am Win Thank You You Living Race

I believe in process. I believe in four seasons. I believe that winter's tough, but spring's coming. I believe that there's a growing season. And I think that you realize that in life, you grow. You get better.

Steve Southerland

Life Winter Spring Believe Better

In due course, following an additional debriefing, the FBI confirmed to me and to my former counsel, Tom Carter, that I was not a suspect in this case. I assumed that my involvement in the investigation was over.

Me Over Involvement FBI Counsel

A child can escape the shadows.

Child Shadows Escape

I feel really comfortable when it's just me and a guitar. It's special and more vulnerable to strip it down. It can be scary, but it's also empowering.

Me Guitar Feel Down Comfortable

I'm one of those fortunate actors who gets to work pretty much every day. I've had a run of good fortune and work with some terrific people who have hired me.

Work Good Day People Me Every Day

Arlen Specter is a scoundrel.

Scoundrel Specter

But the fact that we had to devalue by 40% at once means that Malawians are feeling the shock, the impact of that huge devaluation and particularly rural people, the poor are the ones that are going to be most affected. That is why there is the austerity plan.

People Impact Plan Feeling Why Poor

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