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Abbi Jacobson Quotes

I just got really into this one girl on Instagram and had her paint little pineapples on my nails during shooting.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 1, 1984

Topics

Girl Nails Shooting Paint Little

Open borders drive wages down for the black community.

Community Drive Black Down Borders

Repealing the estate tax won't create jobs, it won't boost GDP, and it won't add efficiency to the market. Instead, repealing the estate tax will simply add to the debt, hurt our ability to build a stronger economy and worsen economic inequality.

Hurt Efficiency Stronger Create Tax

Nothing's more charming than someone who doesn't take herself too seriously.

Melissa McCarthy

Someone Seriously Nothing More Take

Wasting brain power ruminating about things you can't control drains mental energy quickly. The more you think about problems you can't solve, the less energy you'll have leftover for more productive endeavors.

Power Brain Control Energy Think

It is the superfluous things for which men sweat, - superfluous things that wear our togas theadbare, that force us to grow old in camp, that dash us upon foreign shores.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Men Grow Sweat Old Force Wear

So I would dance and she would sing, and it was kind of a family thing. Performing was part of our world.

Family Dance World Kind She Sing

Reagan and Bush... made the world safe for hypocrisy.

World Hypocrisy Safe Made Reagan

Good sounds, they just make you feel good.

Good Feel Good Feel You Just Sounds

I'm not the apocalypse nor the promised land.

Land Apocalypse Nor Promised

Being a good person begins with being a wise person. Then, when you follow your conscience, will you be headed in the right direction.

Good Wise Direction Good Person You

Usually, cheap food is not nutritious. You're feeding people, but you're not really feeding people something that is good for them.

Good Food People You Cheap Feeding

My training in martial arts was kind of a crash course in how to look like a black belt. I know the moves of a black belt - my kicks, and my stretches, and my punches and all that.

Training Black Look Know Kind Arts

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