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Dane Cook Quotes

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 18, 1972

Topics

Love You Comedian Remind I Love

My first job was as an assistant in the local library. Self-fulfilling prophecy?

Job Library First Assistant Prophecy

I have worked with Presidents since Eisenhower. We serve together.

Together Serve Eisenhower Since

I was an excellent student before I left school. But I graduated early so that I could work longer hours on '90210.'

Work School Early Student Left

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

Love Women Woman Past You Go

I was of the generation where most of the Disney princesses and female characters were not girls that I admired. They just weren't characters I looked up to and identified with.

Generation Up Where Just Most Were

There should be a background check every time a firearm is transferred. You shouldn't be able to go to a gun show and buy guns without a background check. There are Internet gun sales, classified ads in the newspapers - and you can buy guns without background checks.

Michael D. Barnes

Time Gun Internet You Go Sales

Contrary to current cynicism about past golden ages, the abstraction known as 'the intelligent layperson' does exist - in the form of millions of folks with a passionate commitment to continuous learning.

Stephen Jay Gould

Learning Commitment Past Golden

Character is not created on the spot.

Character Created Spot

No one quits a successful show without a valid reason.

Reason Without Successful Show Valid

I can sit down at a piano or with a guitar and just chug away for hours and be perfectly content with whatever comes out. But when it comes to something that somebody else is going to listen to, then I do feel a great deal of pressure to do something that's exceptional, at least in what I consider to be at the limits of what I can do.

Great Limits Guitar Pressure Feel

It's a really skewed part of our culture that happiness is the end-all be-all. The people that force themselves to be happy all the time often end up being the most broken.

Happiness Time Culture Broken Happy

Poetry must have something in it that is barbaric, vast and wild.

Poetry Wild Something Must Vast

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