Dane Cook Quotes

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

Dane Cook

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DoneNeverBecauseDifferentRoast

I love the sport. I love fighting. Fighting is my life.

Anderson Silva

LifeLoveFightingMy LifeI Love

People expected 'Jennifer's Body' to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.

Megan Fox

MoneyPeopleAmericaBodyScary

After my spacewalks, I am quite exhilarated but also tired, similar to a workout on Planet Earth.

John M. Grunsfeld

I AmTiredEarthPlanetPlanet Earth

I moved out to New Zealand to live as I thought the warmth and peace and quiet would help me. I went away and changed my whole life routine.

Michael Crawford

LifeLivePeaceMeThoughtHelp

Until we perceive the meaning of our past, we remain the mere carriers of ideas, like the Nomads.

Stephen Gardiner

PastIdeasMeaningLikeMeaning Of

I hope to stay unemployed as a war photographer till the end of my life.

Robert Capa

LifeHopeWarEndMy LifeStay

I don't want to do anything Freudian.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

WantAnything

It's good to have a healthy ego because that pushes you to succeed. But when you cross a line, and your views are not balanced, that's when you get into trouble.

Judy Smith

GoodSucceedEgoYouHealthyLine

To be true to a play, you can't add something that takes away from the author's intent.

Jason Robards

YouBe TruePlayTrueSomethingAdd

If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.

Chris Abani

SadMeFeelKnowMailSeen

Crimes of the century differ from the garden variety of murders. They involve wealth, celebrity and powerful attorneys, and live on for decades after the verdict has been rendered.

Armand Deutsch

LivePowerfulWealthGardenVariety

The sensation of writing a book is the sensation of spinning, blinded by love and daring. It is the sensation of a stunt pilot's turning barrel rolls, or an inchworm's blind rearing from a stem in search of a route. At its worst, it feels like alligator wrestling, at the level of the sentence.

Annie Dillard

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