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Dane Cook Quotes

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 18, 1972

Topics

Comedy Doing You Sometimes Director

Books seem so much more - much more sacred to me, and more important and essential, than they were when I was young.

Me Important Young More Seem Sacred

There is nothing like mortal fear to galvanize a friendship.

Friendship Fear Nothing Like Mortal

A corporation that is publicly traded, it has one goal: to make money. It doesn't have a soul. If it does have a soul, it comes from the people who run it.

John Lee Hancock

Money Soul People Goal Run Who

Everything about a date is weird, especially if it's a new person you don't really know. You want to take them somewhere you think they're going to like, but you don't want to ask that question because you want to look like you're in control of the situation. So I think dates are just weird in general.

Control Think Weird You Look Person

MTV refers to its audience as 'the demo.' Being 'in the demo' means being in the demographic sweet spot that advertisers want their programming to hit, which is ideally between 18 and 24.

Sweet Want Programming Audience Hit

Youth should be a savings bank.

Sophie Swetchine

Youth Bank Savings Should

I myself am sometimes fed up with Hatta's policies. Hatta and I sometimes bug each other, but omitting Hatta from the Proclamation Text... that is the action of a coward!

Myself Action Sometimes Coward Up

To me, I'll always be the skinny, 5-foot-6 eighth-grader on the YMCA court, trying to get grown men to choose me for pickup games. It wasn't always easy. And that's what drives me.

Men Me Trying Easy Choose Games

I so respect Sen. McCain's service to this country, and no one certainly knows more about torture than he does, and so I recognize that.

Respect Service Country More Torture

Artists have historically understood images better than anyone else. This is what we do.

Better Artists Understood Than Else

Movies are not finished. They are abandoned. A movie is never finished.

Louis Leterrier

Movies Never Abandoned Finished

I didn't know how capable I was until the people around me in acting school would say I was good.

Good School People Me Acting Know

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