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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

Adam Carolla

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As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful spending.

Jeff Miller

DoingYouWantEverythingWasteful

I've got my organic veg patch and fruit; we're very garden-obsessed, my husband and I. He designed a garden for me for Christmas, so beautiful! Alasdhair's very good at the proportion and ground work, and I come in and do the planting and the color scheme.

Stella McCartney

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But I think it's up to a local congregation to determine whether or not a marriage should be blessed of God. And it shouldn't be up to the government.

Tony Campolo

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There was no television, so the radio provided you with everything.

Ruben Blades

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The greatest myth about mass incarceration is that it has been driven by crime and crime rates. It's just not true.

Michelle Alexander

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Saudi Arabia was, until just a few years ago, probably one of the most safe countries on earth. And now the paper is daily full of activities and shootouts between Islamists who supported Osama bin Laden and the government there.

Michael Scheuer

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If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

Lou Holtz

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Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot.

Joseph Barbera

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Leadership cannot be taught. Either you're a leader by the time you're 12 years old, or you never will be.

Jon Taffer

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The events of the Civil War are so odd, ferocious, and poignant that fictional characters do well simply to inhabit them.

Donald McCaig

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As much as I love period movies and especially more swashbuckling movies, I think that sometimes they tend to be, umm... it's hard for the audience to relate to them.

Brian Helgeland

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African pressure has led the E.U. to rethink part of its agricultural subsidy programme.

Arancha Gonzalez

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