Adam Carolla Quotes

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

Adam Carolla

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What we want, above all things on earth in our public men, is independence. It is one great defect in the character of the public men of America that there is that real want of independence; and, in this respect, a most marked contrast exists between public men in this country and in Great Britain.

John C. Calhoun

CharacterRespectGreatMenAmerica

I can't think of any more important issue. If we get this right, we'll not only preserve our landscape for future generations we'll be able to generate I think more investment and more job opportunities in the inland and we sure as hell need those jobs.

John Anderson

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Pink looks good on everyone.

Jeffree Star

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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If you stuck me in a room and gave me art-making tools but told me no one would ever see the results, I don't think I'd have much desire to make art. What I do comes from a deep desire to be seen and to see others.

Amanda Palmer

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I respect the audience's intelligence a lot, and that's why I don't try to go for the lowest common denominator.

Spike Lee

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The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

Mignon McLaughlin

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At my advanced age, I know I am not an anti-Semite, not even vaguely or remotely, but others would seem to know better, as false accusers always do.

Michael Leunig

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I know, in my heart of hearts, I don't do things for money.

Moby

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There are people who say that you can't experiment... That condemns you to failure.

Jose Mujica

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It is the truth of grace and not of the law that brings you true freedom. The truth of the law only binds you. In fact, religious bondage is one of the most crippling bondages with which a person can be encumbered. Religious bondage keeps one in constant fear, guilt, and anxiety.

Joseph Prince

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I think one of my better gifts as a writer is empathy.

Jonathan Tropper

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