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Gad Elmaleh Quotes

In France, I'm not going to say the audience will laugh for nothing, but you could compare the response I get to the response Louis CK or Chris Rock would get if they go up in a club in Denver tonight.

Gad Elmaleh

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: moroccan
Birth: April 19, 1971

Topics

Laugh You Go Say Nothing Rock

All these countries like Holland and Scotland, they create their own problems. They are always complaining, but they don't solve anything. Don't look at what you don't have; look at what you can create.

Johan Cruyff

Problems You Look Create Complaining

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?

John Lennon

Dreams Mind Believe Now Say Real

In everything I've done, I've always tried to make room for indigenous people, to include them.

Robert Lepage

People Done Always Everything Room

I think 'tradition' is in the past - and how can someone really 'fear' a color? A man may prefer navy to turquoise, but a self assured man could wear any color and he knows that. It's a distinction of confidence.

Jean Pigozzi

Fear Confidence Past Man Think Self

The world is now unipolar and contains o-nly o-ne superpower. Canada shares a continent with that superpower.

Stephen Harper

World Canada Now Superpower Contains

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.

Robert E. Lee

Government Army Congress Eat See Up

I am very proud of being Brazilian, but I am also thankful for having the chance to play in Germany for four and a half years. I have completely changed the way I play football because Germany is a tougher, faster game which is more tactical with tighter marking.

Roberto Firmino

Thankful Football I Am Game Proud

I think we could all be a bit more elitist.

Rufus Wainwright

Think More Elitist I Think Could

Jealousy is the grave of affection.

Mary Baker Eddy

Jealousy Affection Grave

My responsibility to God is to live. That's the gift he gave me.

Mary J. Blige

Live God Responsibility Me Gift He

Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.

Michele Bachmann

Wall Street Wall Street Both Newt

The central tenet of Christianity as it has come down to us is that we are to reach out when our instinct is to pull inward; to give when we want to take; to love when we are inclined to hate; to include when are tempted to exclude.

Jon Meacham

Love Hate Reach Down Want Out