Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

Gabriel Iglesias

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Topics

ComedySpecialWillLatinoAirWho

Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace.

John Murray

BirdMoneyJobTrainingCollegeBig

Small bodies in our solar system, like comets and asteroids, help us understand how the solar system formed and provide opportunities to advance exploration.

John M. Grunsfeld

SmallOpportunitiesHelpExploration

Nick Kyrgios, if you don't want to be a professional tennis player, do something else.

John McEnroe

YouProfessionalWantTennisPlayer

Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself.

Robert Green Ingersoll

YourselfYouHumanRightHuman Being

I wish I had more patience.

Toni Collette

PatienceWishMoreI WishHad

I have always thought of music as a highway with many lanes.

Marvin Hamlisch

MusicThoughtAlwaysHighwayMany

Economy's got to get moving, we've got to get the unemployment rate down. That may be the defining issue of the campaign.

Colin Powell

MovingDownEconomyUnemploymentMay

As far as advice to potential teenage idols, there is no formula.

Bobby Sherman

PotentialAdviceFarIdolsTeenage

Most people lose their natural creativity at about five or six - but not me.

Anthony Browne

CreativityPeopleMeLoseNatural

You just don't want to push people into doing things that they really don't want to do. I don't think it's going to produce much.

William Scott

PeopleThinkPushDoingYouWant

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

Potter Stewart

LawLawyerBelieveLegalHimLead

When you are a people's movement, you have one thing. Your only asset is people. And you have to deal with real people. Not the people of your imagination. Not the people you wish people would be. But people as they exist actually out there in the real world.

Norman Finkelstein

ImaginationPeopleWorldWishYou

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Gabriel Iglesias