Gary Shteyngart Quotes

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot.

Gary Shteyngart

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TravelI AmMeMapiPhoneWhere

If all I did was answer the correspondence I get, that would be my job.

Jim Harrison

JobAnswerGetWouldDid

What someone is paid has little or no relationship to what their work is worth to society.

Robert Reich

WorkRelationshipSocietySomeone

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Jeannette Rankin

WarWinYouMoreEarthquakeThan

The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the name. That's a blaxploitation movie. It had these incredible, bigger-than-life images of people who looked like I did. Or who looked like I wanted to look like.

Michael Jai White

PeopleNameHustleLookMonkeySaid

I can not remember even thinking that I was deaf when I was dancing.

Stephanie Beacham

ThinkingRememberI CanDeafDancing

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

Rush Limbaugh

GovernmentYouHouseWithoutYour

It gets to you as a father when your kids don't react to you in the way you imagine.

Mo Farah

FatherYouReactWayImagineKids

Shows have asked a lot of actors to take cuts. Shows are going off the air. So okay, life goes on.

Austin Peck

LifeOkayAirTakeGoingOff

Income-producing unit trusts are brilliant because if you can accept capital values will be volatile for a while, your dividend income will always be higher than what you get in the bank.

Peter Hargreaves

YouValuesAcceptWillBrilliant

I am my own version of the DREAM Act.

Richard Carmona

I AmDreamMy OwnActOwnVersion

NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.

Leonard Maltin

AnchorDisguiseBrianComicWilliams

The caricatures that the mainstream media and the Democrats have about Republicans have taken hold.

Kellyanne Conway

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